RedPaperOwl
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Often wonder what I do with my time. Usually remember long periods of sitting dead still doing nothing. I'm sure I do more than that...?
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Texts from a dog
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So, Mum wants to borrow my bag for a trip tomorrow.
Mum: Can I borrow your bag?
Me: Sure.
*Gets the bag for Mum*
*Mum opens front pocket and pulls out a beer cap*
Mum: …What…?
Me: Umm… yeah… I haven’t used that bag since the field party.
Mum: …Riiiight.
*Mum laughs*
That could have been awkward for her tomorrow if it had fallen out on the trip. She works at a Primary School!
| Dad: | So yeah, in Tesco I gave Mum the choice of Thor or Limitless. |
| Me: | LIMITLESS? |
| Dad: | Yeah, I was surprised she went for Thor too. |
| Me: | MUM. IF THERE'S A CHOICE BETWEEN GODS AND BRADLEY COOPER. YOU PICK BRADLEY COOPER. EVERY. TIME. |
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Mum found me on tumblr
#Critical Thinking
#Revision
#Retakes
#Stress
#Mum
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“Alright babes, whatcha doing there?”
Calming myself down so I don’t kill someone.
