paleoillustration:

Tyrannosaurus rex by Cheung Chung Tat

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to-the-barricade:

dangurewitch:

Whatever bad may be happening in the world, just be aware that this also happened.

but also remember that Dick Van Dyke is also a tremendous drunk

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justanotherstupidape:

the-doctors-consulting-detective:

phrex:

One of these things is not like the others

One of these things is not quite the same

I don’t see a difference…

IT GOT BETTER SINCE THE LAST TIME I SAW IT

(Source: phrux, via animexaddict)

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Texts from a dog

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christopherjonesart:

tealgeezus:

“A wild orphan has appeared!”

This is pretty much how it works.

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I just love how he has to look up and check… as if he’s forgotten he’s even wearing a hat.

(Source: christinahendricks, via munchface)

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myinsanebrain:

FAVORITE HIMYM MOMENT: ONE PER EPISODE  → 4.16

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flyawaymax:

wheatleylaboratories:

obsessedobsesser:

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM

In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

you used the wrong flag France

Hey! Hey, guys! Canada likes eggplants - or aubergine - what ever you want to call it - too!

Can we be included in this!?

Tumblr is the only place I can think of where a picture of an eggplant turns into a battle between countries.

(Source: hungarian, via fireworks-at-six)

Once upon a time, there came a day, a day unlike any other… when Earth’s mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat… to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand… on that day, The Avengers were born.

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