tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water
this is pretty fucking important
@3 hours ago with 77674 notes
*hides good snacks from family members*
there’s a word for that
hello my name is maggie and im a defensive eater..
hello maggie and welcome to defensive eaters anonymous now who took all the cookies
That would be the most stressful meeting to supply snacks for.
@4 hours ago with 329990 notes
"Stop defining yourself by what you can’t do."
@4 hours ago with 125 notes
#robin hobb #books #words
everyone’s all for genderfluid cecil but have you ever considered genderfluid carlos
"are you a boy or are you a girl?" "no no, i’m a scientist"
"So uh is that Mr. or Mrs.?"
@4 hours ago with 45439 notes
I want a story about a gay girl disguising herself as a guy to get into an all boy school. When she meets her roommate, he happens to have a banging personality and a very pleasing face. The girl has a sexuality crisis because she starts to fall for the roommate but in reality, the roommate is actually another girl disguised as a guy so that she can attend the school
#the entire school is just gay girls dressed as guys in hopes of attending the school (via buttergin)
@15 hours ago with 30081 notes