pomelomela:

brook:

quite possibly the greatest series of tweets ever made by my friend fuckmountain69

P

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sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

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bigshotjason:

If Disney characters were on Instagram, it would look like this

Nailed it. Pix via artist Simona Bonafini’s Facebook page.

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#Disney 

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#Disney #Peter Pan 
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#lotr 

"Boys laugh at what they put girls through but they won’t be laughing when they are wiping tears off their daughters face for the same reason."

Beyoncé (via byeonji)

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Marvel Meets Tumblr (Insp)

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city-suns:

at Queen’s University

city-suns:

at Queen’s University

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#Disney #Little Mermaid 

"Be somebody nobody thought you could be."

William Chapman (via illumiaow)

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miles-to-go-to-alaska:

Maybe if you were you would have found the horcruxes sooner, Harry

miles-to-go-to-alaska:

Maybe if you were you would have found the horcruxes sooner, Harry

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"You have the power within you to rise above whatever is currently seeking to bring you down."

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outonismo:

Mateus William

outonismo:

Mateus William

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